Girl #1: I won­der if ve­g­ans get on the metro and, like, can’t sit down be­cause the seats are leather.
Guy: No, this is pleather.
Girl #2: If it were leather it would smell like it.
Guy: No, that’s on­ly clean leather.

Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Ve­g­an sit­ting on the Metro