Boy: So, do you have a boyfriend?
Cute, chub­by girl, with sus­pi­cion: No…
Boy: Can I get your num­ber?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I’m gay.
Boy: Oh… Re­al­ly?
Girl: No. Sor­ry. Creep­er re­flex.
Boy: So you wan­na go out?
Girl: No.

Star­bucks
Man­hat­tan, New York