Dude at bar: So wait, af­ter her hus­band left her here by herself–completely shitfaced–she then fucked a to­tal stranger in the bath­room?
Bar­tender: Yep.
Dude at bar: And then she came back out here brag­ging about get­ting banged in the ass?
Gay dude, sidling up: Sounds like an awe­some night.

Dis­trict Bar
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Big D