Girl #1: I don’t know if I want cook­ie dough, I’d rather make cook­ies.
Girl #2: Oh, man. It’s to­tal­ly car­nal, the things I wan­na do to that cook­ie dough. I want it on my face.
(five min­utes lat­er)
Girl #1: Okay, I want some cook­ie dough.
Girl #2: I thought you did­n’t want any!
Girl #1: You gave such a rave re­view of the cook­ie dough on your face that I en­ter­tained the pos­si­bil­i­ty that I, too, might want it on my face.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Lisa