Tube train an­nounc­er: We’re just wait­ing for a plat­form to come free at the next sta­tion. Thank you for your pa­tience.
Small boy, thought­ful­ly: They don’t *know* that we’re be­ing pa­tient. We could all be bang­ing on the win­dows and scream­ing.

Tube
Lon­don
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Matt W