Dad sit­ting on a bench, hold­ing mis­be­hav­ing son: Well, I guess we are go­ing to have to go then. I was re­al­ly hop­ing we could en­joy it here…
Son, at the top of his lungs: Wh­h­h­hyyyy are you do­ing this to me!?

Dis­ney­land
Ana­heim, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mouse Go­er