Guy in stall #1: Hi, how are you?
Guy in stall #2: Fine. Thanks.
Guy in stall #1: So what are you up to?
Guy in stall #2: Uh, the same as you.
Guy in stall #1: Can I come over?
Guy in stall #2: What the hell? I’m a little busy right now, freak!
Guy in stall #1: Listen, let me call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering my questions.

Restaurant Bathroom
Manhattan, New York