Fe­male stu­dent dur­ing wel­come week: My un­cle does­n’t be­lieve in re­cy­cling. You know, cause it’s like a de­mo­c­ra­t­ic prin­ci­ple…
Male stu­dent: Oh, yeah, to­tal­ly.

Cor­nell Uni­ver­si­ty
Itha­ca, New York

Over­heard by: Ac­tu­al­ly, it’s more com­mu­nist…