Male cus­tomer: Since you’re new, I will or­der slow­ly. (pro­ceeds to do so)
Cute fe­male barista, af­ter writ­ing down: Okay, that was­n’t so hard!
Male cus­tomer: Oh, I’ll give you some­thing hard… Oh, wait, did that come out wrong?

Roswell, Geor­gia