City bus dri­ver, at the be­gin­ning of his shift: My name is Bob, I’ll be your new bus dri­ver. I’ll be tak­ing this bus down Uni­ver­si­ty to… some mall. I don’t know where we’re go­ing, heh. I’m new.  I will dri­ve very care­ful­ly… un­less you piss me off. 

Des Moines, Iowa