Old broad #1: Well, you heard that they froze his se­men, right?
Old broad #2, gasp­ing: Re­al­ly?
Old broad #1: Of course! I mean, Su­san* would love to have more chil­dren with Thomas*, you know, but on ac­count of the can­cer, it just makes things a lit­tle dif­fi­cult.
Old broad #2: That’s so sweet…

Sa­lon
Madi­son, Wis­con­sin