Blonde wife: You do re­al­ize that our son is go­ing to tell his school­mates that Je­sus is ei­ther a zom­bie or a vam­pire. Then we are go­ing to have to ex­plain to his teacher that we are Jew­ish.
Asian hus­band: And that you are just bad at ex­plain­ing things?

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