Soros­ti­tute #1: Yeah, the hand­book says I can ei­ther take two for­eign lan­guage class­es or two lit­er­a­ture class­es… So, like, I took the lit­er­a­ture class­es be­cause, like, at least I can read that, y’­know?
Soros­ti­tute #2: So true…

Pat­ter­son School of Ac­coun­tan­cy, Uni­ver­si­ty of Mis­sis­sip­pi
Uni­ver­si­ty, Mis­sis­sip­pi