30-some­thing #1: Last night I was brush­ing my hair, cause you know I haven’t owned a hair brush in a year… And all these sticks and grass and dirt kept falling out.
30-some­thing #2: You are a dirty hip­pie, you need to use some soap!
30-some­thing #1: I don’t like la­bels, man. I don’t have soap.
30-some­thing #2: True, man, la­bels are whack. But dude, you smell.

Hos­tel
New Mex­i­co

Over­heard by: Alex