Guy on one side of the store: So how’s your friend who has can­cer?
Woman in queue, thir­ty feet away: Oh, she’s get­ting bet­ter!
Guy: Re­al­ly?
Woman: Yeah, they put her on this herbal di­et and now she’s get­ting bet­ter.
Guy: Wow.
Woman: Yeah, it’s amaz­ing.
Guy: So what sort of can­cer is it?
Woman: I’m not sure…
Guy: Is it ter­mi­nus can­cer?
Woman: Yeah, I think that’s it.
Guy: Ter­mi­nus can­cer, yeah?
Woman: Yeah, yeah, but she’s get­ting bet­ter.

Lon­don
Eng­land

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