Guy on one side of the store: So how’s your friend who has cancer?
Woman in queue, thirty feet away: Oh, she’s getting better!
Woman: Yeah, they put her on this herbal diet and now she’s getting better.
Woman: Yeah, it’s amazing.
Guy: So what sort of cancer is it?
Woman: I’m not sure…
Guy: Is it terminus cancer?
Woman: Yeah, I think that’s it.
Guy: Terminus cancer, yeah?
Woman: Yeah, yeah, but she’s getting better.
Overheard by: Irongate