Cute girl: I have great tits!
Gay friend, skep­ti­cal­ly: I guess they’re nice…
Cute girl: No, re­al­ly. Each of my last four boyfriends or longish-term hookup bud­dies were ass-men when they met me, and by the time we split, they’d each been con­vert­ed to boob-men.
Gay friend, still skep­ti­cal: That may just mean your ass is­n’t great.
Cute girl: Damn, you’re so cup-half-emp­ty. My ass is great. My tits are just phe­nom­e­nal.

Man­hat­tan, New York