Long-nosed cute blond girl: So you’re ba­si­cal­ly of­fer­ing to fuck me in the ar­se?
Drunk guy: Not in the ar­se per se, but I can’t guar­an­tee that I won’t get the wrong hole and just go for it.
Long-nosed cute blond girl: You do know we just met five min­utes ago?
Drunk guy: What can I say? I work fast.

Leam­ing­ton Spa
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Bleep