Soros­ti­tute, about ben­der: So what time does it start?
Frat boy: I’ve set my alarm for 9 am. We’ll start then. We’ve got two kegs in and two cas­es of tequi­la.
Soros­ti­tute: I’m such a light­weight. I’ll prob­a­bly be passed out by 11. My room­mate said “please don’t die. If you die, call me.”

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