Fe­male heard through the wall, af­ter giv­ing blow job: That’s all you have to say? “Thanks?“
Male, through wall: Moshi-moshi.
Fe­male, ex­as­per­at­ed: See, that’s your prob­lem! Half the time you don’t even speak Eng­lish any­more!
Male: That was “thank you” in Japan­ese.
Fe­male: Oh.

Nor­man, Ok­la­homa