Male teacher talk­ing about stu­dent: Yeah, that ear in­fec­tion made her go deaf. She wears one of those things in her head. The im­plant.
Mean­est la­dy ever: Her life is over. You can’t be deaf and ug­ly. That is too many things.
Male teacher: She’s five!
Mean­est la­dy ever: By six she’ll bare­ly be a per­son.

Fair­field, Con­necti­cut