Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #1: So, this is to­tal­ly ran­dom, but if a gay black man has anal sex, do you think he can see if he has shit on his dick when he’s done?
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #2: Uh…
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #1: How sick would that be? I mean, they’re black. Well, ac­tu­al­ly, they’re brown. And shit is brown, you know? So how can they tell?
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #2: I would hope they’d no­tice.
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #1: Think about it! Walk­ing around with shit on your dick? Nasty.
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #2: Maybe that’s why some black peo­ple smell bad.
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #1: Oh my god! You’re so right. Ew! If I were a gay man, I’d nev­er take it up the ass from a black guy.

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Over­heard by: Caryn