Male moun­tain bik­er: All we ever did was make out. And that’s not what I want in a re­la­tion­ship. If I want­ed a hook-up bud­dy I’d at least get one who would suck my dick. I mean, there’s like 14 girls I could go to right now. So that’s why I broke up with her.
Fe­male moun­tain bik­er: Yeah… She was pret­ty straight­for­ward though, was­n’t she?

Crafton Hills, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: they did­n’t even no­tice I was wear­ing hik­ing in slip­pers