Amer­i­can tourist #1: What’s your back­ground?
Tourist guide: Abo­rig­i­nal.
Amer­i­can tourist #1: No, as in “where were you born?“
Tourist guide: Here, in Aus­tralia.
Amer­i­can tourist #1: But you’re black!
Tourist guide: Yes… I’m abo­rig­i­nal.
Amer­i­can tourist #1: But I thought you guys were all ex­tinct! Are you, like, the last one?
Amer­i­can tourist #2: Jay, shut up. It’s id­iots like you that make us look stu­pid. He’s mess­ing with you, there are no abo­rig­i­nals.

Ade­laide, Aus­tralia