Guy: I won­der if any of these bombs are still func­tion­al. That way, we know where to go for sup­plies in the zom­bie apoc­a­lypse.
Girl: What? You id­iot, you don’t use nu­clear pow­er against zom­bies! They’re al­ready dead, so they can’t get can­cer and die! You would just wind up with a bunch of ra­dioac­tive zom­bies!
Guy #2: Yeah, then it’s just like Spi­der­man, but with ra­dioac­tive zom­bies in­stead of To­bey Maguire and spi­ders!

Atom­ic Pow­er Mu­se­um
Al­bu­querque, New Mex­i­co

Over­heard by: Am­red