Cashier: Sir, would you like to do­nate that one cent to breast can­cer re­search?
Man: No… I ac­tu­al­ly think can­cer is a great way of con­trol­ling pop­u­la­tion.
Cashier, frown­ing at him: That’s in­ter­est­ing.

Port­land, Ore­gon

Over­heard by: anas­ta­sia