Teen: I couldn’t tell if he meant “stop, exclamation point,” “don’t, exclamation point,” or if he meant “don’t stop, exclamation point.“
Friend: What did you do?
Teen: Look, that handjob wasn’t going to finish itself, and I have a reputation, so I had no choice.
Friend: You’re a goddamn trooper.
Syracuse, New York
Overheard by: Just Exclaming!