Fa­ther, drag­ging boy for be­ing naughty: I have had enough of this! You’re a hor­ri­ble child!
Son: But I won’t do it again, I promise! (cries hys­ter­i­cal­ly)
Fa­ther: Yes, you said that 13 times ago, but you still do it! You’re a hor­ri­ble boy, so we’re go­ing to dis­own you.
Son: Nooooo!
Fa­ther: Shut up.

Telford
Eng­land

Over­heard by: nic­munn