Guy be­hind deli counter: Does any­one need any help?
Old man #1: What about psy­chi­atric help?
Old man #2: Are you giv­ing or re­ceiv­ing?
Old man #1: I’m on the re­ceiv­ing end of every­thing. Ex­cept tax­es!

Gene’s Fine Foods
Sarato­ga, Cal­i­for­nia