Guy in leop­ard-print cow­boy hat to woman hold­ing home­made desserts and guy in yarmulke: I’ve been eat­ing noth­ing but crap all week and every time I say I don’t want to eat any­more! Some­one put a brown­ie in front of me!

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Bur­b­girl