20-some­thing Amer­i­can girl, loud­ly and ex­cit­ed­ly, point­ing at stat­ue: Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Ohmigod! There’s a stat­ue of Je­sus! They’ve got a stat­ue of Je­sus Christ! Ohmigod!
Unim­pressed 20-some­thing Greek girl: That’s a stat­ue of Zeus. (slight pause) You fuck­ing re­tard.

Na­tion­al Ar­chae­o­log­i­cal Mu­se­um
Athens
Greece

Over­heard by: Bleep