20-something American girl, loudly and excitedly, pointing at statue: Ohmigod! Ohmigod! Ohmigod! There’s a statue of Jesus! They’ve got a statue of Jesus Christ! Ohmigod!
Unimpressed 20-something Greek girl: That’s a statue of Zeus. (slight pause) You fucking retard.
National Archaeological Museum
Overheard by: Bleep