Gay dress­ing room as­so­ciate: Did you find every­thing al­right to­day?
At­trac­tive fe­male shop­per: Every­thing ex­cept a pair of pants.
Gay dress­ing room as­so­ciate: We’ll just have to find you a pair, then.
At­trac­tive fe­male shop­per: No, that’s al­right. The pants here nev­er fit me cor­rect­ly.
Gay dress­ing room as­so­ciate: Well, I’ll see if I can’t fit you in my pants.
At­trac­tive fe­male shop­per: Wait… What?

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