Sev­en-year-old son: And then you two are go­ing to go home and… (whis­tles)
Fa­ther: Mean­ing?
Sev­en-year-old son: Have sex.
Moth­er: Dar­ren!
Five-year-old son: Don’t be sil­ly! Girls don’t have sex.

Lon­don
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Bleep