Vol­ley­ball girl: How come you have a paint­ing of a foot­ball hel­met on the wall but noth­ing for us?
Ath­let­ic train­er: I don’t know. Maybe I’ll paint some­thing for you guys.
Vol­ley­ball girl: Yeah! You should paint a whole mi­rage!

Gus­tavus Adol­phus Col­lege
Min­neso­ta