Large Amer­i­can girl: So I asked him, “what’s your prob­lem?“
British girl: What did he say?
Large Amer­i­can girl: He said I was too fat.
British girl: Oh…
Large Amer­i­can girl: Moth­er­fuck­er does­n’t re­al­ize that big is beau­ti­ful.
Drunk British guy be­hind them: That’s a whole lot­ta big! Chub, chub, chub!

Leam­ing­ton Spa
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Bleep