Ghet­to fe­male sta­tion at­ten­dant: Let me see your tick­et.
Scared-look­ing guy: I don’t have one, I gave it to the driv…
Ghet­to fe­male sta­tion at­ten­dant: You rode fo’ free?
Scared-look­ing guy: No, I gave my tick­et to the…
Ghet­to fe­male sta­tion at­ten­dant: He ain’t got no tick­et! Get the sta­tion po­lice over here, this guy rode for free!
Scared-look­ing guy: But I gave my tick­et to the dri­ver. There’s my re­ceipt.
Ghet­to fe­male sta­tion at­ten­dant, af­ter pause: Can I get your bag out for you, sir?

Grey­hound Sta­tion
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia