EMT #1, buy­ing snuff: At least I quit smok­ing.
EMT #2: What are you talk­ing about? I saw you have a cig­a­rette a few days ago.
EMT #1: I was drink­ing.
EMT #2: We were at work, if you were drink­ing and did­n’t share… we have a prob­lem.

Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: that girl from Suno­co