Coked up psychopath to group of people at pub table: Yeah! I’m the cunt of the group! Mind if I join you?
Guy at table: Erm…
Coked up psychopath, sitting down: Are you fucking students? I fucking hate fucking students. Are you from the Midlands? Are you from K‑town? I just got out of prison. Two years for dealing coke. Wanna buy any coke? I sell to all the guys around here. You know short Irish Pete? I did two years inside with that cunt. (to one of the girls at the table) You’ve got massive tits. Are those fake eyelashes? You’re not a fucking student, are you?
Guy at table: Mate… we’re just trying have a quiet drink.
Coked up psychopath: You lookin’ for a fucking pagga, you cunt? I’ve got a fucking knife. (turns to girl with large breasts) I like your fucking tits.

Leamington Spa

Overheard by: Bleep