Hot Pol­ish girl: So what are you?
Fat Eng­lish girl: You’re half In­di­an and half…?
British In­di­an guy: Half In­di­an.
Fat Eng­lish girl: So half In­di­an and half…?
British In­di­an guy: Half In­di­an.
Hot pol­ish girl: He means he’s to­tal­ly In­di­an.
Fat Eng­lish girl: No no no… Half In­di­an and some­thing else.
British In­di­an guy, ex­as­per­at­ed: To­tal­ly In­di­an… But I was born here.
Hot pol­ish girl to British In­di­an guy’s white friend: I’ve got a boyfriend, I’m not fuck­ing you tonight. Prob­a­bly.

Leam­ing­ton Spa
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Bleep