20-some­thing guy #1, in pub: So how’d it go?
20-some­thing guy #2: How’d what go?
20-some­thing guy #1: With that girl you pulled on Sat­ur­day?
20-some­thing guy #2: Oh. Well at first it went well, went back to her place, she start­ed suck­ing me off.
20-some­thing guy #1: Nice.
20-some­thing guy #2: Yeah. Un­til I passed out drunk and she got pissed off and bit my dick to wake me up.

Leam­ing­ton Spa
Eng­land

Over­heard by: Bleep