20-something guy #1, in pub: So how’d it go?
20-something guy #2: How’d what go?
20-something guy #1: With that girl you pulled on Saturday?
20-something guy #2: Oh. Well at first it went well, went back to her place, she started sucking me off.
20-something guy #1: Nice.
20-something guy #2: Yeah. Until I passed out drunk and she got pissed off and bit my dick to wake me up.

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep