Bar­tender to woman with two drinks: Dou­ble-fist­ing it tonight? You must be re­al­ly thirsty.
Woman, pat­ting stom­ach: Well, I’m drink­ing for two.
Bar­tender, ex­cit­ed: Con­grat­u­la­tions!

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Em­ma