30-something guy, far too drunk to walk, kneeling in front of pub bar, waving £20 note: Can I have… (several seconds of mumbling) a pint.
Barmaid: I can’t serve you.
30-something guy: Why not?
Barmaid: Because you can’t talk properly, you can’t stand up, you look like you might wet yourself, and you sound like you’ve had a stroke.
30-something guy: Can I have a pint?
Barmaid: Fuck’s sake… I can’t serve you.
30-something guy: Why not?
Barmaid: No… I can’t serve *you*.
30-something guy: All I want is another pint…
Barmaid, sighing: Get the fucking hint… I can’t serve *you*.
30-something guy’s friend, taking his money: He’ll have a pint.
Barmaid: No problem. (pours pint and gives it to 30-something guy’s friend, who hands it to 30-something guy)

Coventry
England

Overheard by: Bleep