Girl with many shop­ping bags sit­ting down at pub ta­ble: Oh man… I’m knack­ered. I need gin.
Guy #1 at pub ta­ble: Busy day wax­ing the dol­phin?
Girl: What?
Guy #2 at pub ta­ble: Mate, I told you, wax­ing the dol­phin is what men do — with women its oil­ing the por­poise.

Leam­ing­ton Spa

Over­heard by: Bleep