Teacher to stu­dent, re­fer­ring to some­one who dropped the class: I’m sor­ry. I keep ac­ci­den­tal­ly do­ing your hus­band. (slight pause, while she pon­ders the sit­u­a­tion) It’s too bad he stopped com­ing, now I can’t do you both at the same time any­more.

Hen­der­son
Hen­der­son, Neva­da