Guy #1 in pub: So what about Ellen*, then?
Guy #2: What do you mean?
Guy #1: Well she has pretty big tits… Were they as good uncovered as they look covered?
Guy #2: Oh… Well, they were a bit saggy, but still pretty spectacular.
Guy #1: Ha.
Guy #2: Mate, I don't care. I jizzed all over them… And on her face too.
Guy #1: (laughs)
Guy #2: She had her mouth open, too.
Guy #1: Dirty girl…

Leamington Spa
England

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