Ec­cen­tric pro­fes­sor, on first day of class: So sci­en­tists told us that atoms are the small­est part of mat­ter, right? So we go on be­liev­ing this for years and years and year. One day, some­one breaks open an atom and a whole bunch of oth­er shit comes out! That is what we’re go­ing to do with so­ci­etal views in this class.

Cen­te­nary Col­lege
Shreve­port, Louisiana