Guy #1: Some thieves tried to hot-wire my car at the station yesterday.
Guy #2: Oh my god, really?
Guy #1: Yeah, but they didn’t realize that sometimes it only starts in neutral, so they couldn’t even get it running. Dickheads.
Guy #2: Haha, it’s shitness! It’s like an anti-theft device!

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Jimmy