Guy to girl: You know, Mandy Moore made a bad decision going brunette. Now she looks like you, if you were a crack whore.
Oberlin College
Oberlin, Ohio
Overheard by: emily
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Aren’t You Wendy from Season One?
Barista #1: Yeah, Joey does a great Tim Gunn impression. You should ask him to do it for you.
Barista #2: I will. So you really like Project Runway?
Barista #1: Oh my god, yes! Like, I should totally be on that show.
Barista #2: Yeah? Do you do fashion design?
Barista #1: Well, no. But I dress myself really well. And I have really good ideas. But I can’t really sew or anything.
Starbucks
Fairborn, Ohio
Overheard by: Barista #3
So, Satan, I’ll Be Heavyweight Champion, but I Have to Name All My Kids “George”?
Middle-aged woman to college-aged son: … And that’s when George Foreman had a choice.
Chicago Art Institute
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Kate
Amen, Sister
Coworker, about Dick Clark’s New Year’s Eve: For people our age it’s just not New Year’s until we see Dick.
Sanford, Florida
…In My Expert Psychiatric Opinion.
Girl: And it’s not like Jeffery Dahmer crazy, it’s like Mel Gibson crazy.
Coffee Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Asteria
Definitely the Low Point of Any Bon Jovi Concert
Chubby guy on cell: You know it’s bad when Bon Jovi shows up.
Target
Westminster, Maryland
Overheard by: JoviFan4Life
Casting Agents Get More Like Pimps Every Day
Girl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don’t want Lucy Liu I’ll hook you up with her sister. Then you can have two for one!
Film Class
Queen’s University
Canadia
Overheard by: Umm can I get in on that?
Was It a Big Bang?
Guy, crying: Ahhh! I just had sex with Stephen Hawking right up here, in my head!
Starbucks
Biloxi, Mississippi
That’s So 1995.
Teen girl: Dad, stop talking about Hugh Grant’s penis!
Concord, Massachusetts
A Nun Wouldn’t Marry Some Prick, Honey
Little girl, pointing to picture of Jesus on card: Who’s that?
Babysitter: Well, that’s Jesus.
Little girl: Oh… He looks like a nice guy.
Bellevue, Washington
