Def­i­nite­ly the Low Point of Any Bon Jovi Con­cert

Chub­by guy on cell: You know it’s bad when Bon Jovi shows up.

Tar­get
West­min­ster, Mary­land

Over­heard by: JoviFan4Life

Cast­ing Agents Get More Like Pimps Every Day

Girl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don’t want Lucy Liu I’ll hook you up with her sis­ter. Then you can have two for one!

Film Class
Queen’s Uni­ver­si­ty
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Umm can I get in on that?

Was It a Big Bang?

Guy, cry­ing: Ah­hh! I just had sex with Stephen Hawk­ing right up here, in my head!

Star­bucks
Biloxi, Mis­sis­sip­pi

That’s So 1995.

Teen girl: Dad, stop talk­ing about Hugh Grant’s pe­nis!

Con­cord, Mass­a­chu­setts

A Nun Would­n’t Mar­ry Some Prick, Hon­ey

Lit­tle girl, point­ing to pic­ture of Je­sus on card: Who’s that?
Babysit­ter: Well, that’s Je­sus.
Lit­tle girl: Oh… He looks like a nice guy.

Belle­vue, Wash­ing­ton

Nat­u­ral­ly, It’s Huge

Young mom, look­ing dis­gust­ed at a pa­parazzi pho­to of Pamela An­der­son: That’s dis­gust­ing.
Four-year-old son: What?
Young mom: Hon­ey, what’s wrong with this pic­ture?
Four-year-old son: I can see her pe­nis.

Bowl­ing Al­ley
In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Aunt Obliv­i­ous

Her Weight Gain Cowed the Elec­torate In­to Sub­mis­sion

Mom to five-year-old: I don’t like Oprah Win­frey, be­cause it’s her fault Oba­ma is Pres­i­dent.

Den­ver, Col­orado

Over­heard by: David Leech

What Kind Of a Boy Gives Hugs, Any­way?

Man to son, com­ing out of re­stroom: Af­ter what you tried to do to Tig­ger I’m not sure if you de­serve that.

Dis­ney World
Or­lan­do, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Tra­cy

That Was the Ex­tra Cred­it on Your Math Test?

Hy­per girl: Hey, I’m just re­al­ly hap­py that I could iden­ti­fy Joe Pesci’s fore­head!

Tempe, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: Mevans

Just a Large-Mouthed Bass with the Abil­i­ty to Keep a Tune

Teen girl #1: Steven Tyler is def­i­nite­ly in the Rolling Stones.
Teen girl #2: Gir­rrl, you crazy! Was­n’t he in the Back­street Boys?
Teen girl #1, af­ter long pause: I don’t even think there is any­one named Steven Tyler.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: steven tyler is def­i­nite­ly the front­man for AERO­SMITH.