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Oh, Steam. Got It.

Client: We need a gi­ant steam head ris­ing above the booth.
Agency pres­i­dent: Why?
Client: Be­cause peo­ple love steam. They’re drawn to it. It’s the pow­er and mag­ic of steam I’m talk­ing about here!‑need-it-4-yesterday-delivery-73.html

Gee Thanks, Cap­tain Buz­zkill

Part-time fire­fight­er: So the next time you feel chest pains, it may not be a good idea to tell 911 that you took meth ear­li­er. And the next time you’re in a car crash, keep your pants on.

Bloom­ing­ton, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: he has the most in­ter­est­ing sto­ries…