Archive for the ‘Advice’ Category

So Many Watershed Moments Happen at Banana Republic

(in the Georgetown Banana Republic)
Girl #1: I really love this dress, but I think it’s a tad too short for work. I’m only supposed to be buying dresses for work right now.
Girl #2: Really? It’s not too short for my office. But my boss only hires pretty people, so he likes it when we wear short dresses.
Girl #1: Did you think I’m ugly?
Girl #2: No! Buy the dress and send me your resume.

Overheard by: Ian

Is That a Baby Bird in Your Bangs?

30-something #1: Last night I was brushing my hair, cause you know I haven’t owned a hair brush in a year… And all these sticks and grass and dirt kept falling out.
30-something #2: You are a dirty hippie, you need to use some soap!
30-something #1: I don’t like labels, man. I don’t have soap.
30-something #2: True, man, labels are whack. But dude, you smell.

New Mexico

Overheard by: Alex