Archive for the ‘Advice’ Category

And That’s How We Toast in Sweden

Guy on cell: It’s easy — just grab the dick in one hand and a beer in the other!

Carmen’s Bodega
Alingsås
Sweden

Overheard by: rymden

…Next to Making Undergrads Uncomfortable.

Professor: I advise you all to make love, at least once, outside in the rain. It’s the best feeling in the world.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Mackenzie

But I’m Not Sure the Koala Enjoys It

Male student #1: Man, you can’t get pregnant doing that.
Male student #2: Oh.

Monash University
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Assilem

Buy Her Pinocchio and Have Him Lie to Her

Geek to friend: You need to get her something she can use in bed… Like a puppet.

Gen Con Indy
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Matt

And P.S.- You Might Want to Wash Your Face

Frat boy: Hypothetically speaking, if you were on your period, would you invite a guy to go home with you? Like, if it was your third day and you weren’t having a very heavy flow?
Sorority girl: Justin, this doesn’t sound very hypothetical.

University of Iowa Library
Iowa City, Iowa

You Only Think Threesomes Are Exciting, ’til You Encounter One.

Bearded man, teaching math: …which is gonna give you nine over nine over four, which is horribly ugly. Does that terrify you greatly? It should.

UW Rock County
Janesville, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Akuaku

So Many Watershed Moments Happen at Banana Republic

(in the Georgetown Banana Republic)
Girl #1: I really love this dress, but I think it’s a tad too short for work. I’m only supposed to be buying dresses for work right now.
Girl #2: Really? It’s not too short for my office. But my boss only hires pretty people, so he likes it when we wear short dresses.
Girl #1: Did you think I’m ugly?
Girl #2: No! Buy the dress and send me your resume.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/who-wears-short-shorts.html

Overheard by: Ian

Is That a Baby Bird in Your Bangs?

30-something #1: Last night I was brushing my hair, cause you know I haven’t owned a hair brush in a year… And all these sticks and grass and dirt kept falling out.
30-something #2: You are a dirty hippie, you need to use some soap!
30-something #1: I don’t like labels, man. I don’t have soap.
30-something #2: True, man, labels are whack. But dude, you smell.

Hostel
New Mexico

Overheard by: Alex