Professor: So I was looking through your online homework and I tried out the first question and I got it wrong. So I suggest you google the answer. You can find anything on google. Bellingham, Washington Overheard by: Condones This
Exasperated-sounding woman to small child: If you're not gonna cry properly, then don't cry at all. http://www.violaraptor.co.uk/2006/07/quotebook-2006/ Overheard by: Raptor
Woman to friend: You just lift up your shirt, look down, and there it is.
Canadia Overheard by: J Menz
Girl #1: You're too horny for your own good. Why don't you just get a dildo?
Girl #2: Why would I want a dildo when I can just get the real thing whenever I want? Emory University
Atlanta, Georgia Overheard by: Hank
Goth girl, to friend looking at military jackets: You can get those a lot cheaper at goodwill, dude.
Overweight friend: Not in my size! When fat people die, they leak, and then their clothes can’t be given to goodwill! Starfest Sci-Fi Convention
Conductor: Mind the gap, doors closing. (train does not move) Those naughty, naughty doors.
England Overheard by: ren
Professor: We’ll talk later in the semester about how suicide will be a better choice. Now, I don’t want anyone committing suicide before the first exam, but it would be less for me to grade, so go ahead. http://www.overheardatumbc.com
Middle-aged woman: My wedding ring from my first marriage has new meaning now.
Friend: What's that?
Middle-aged woman: When I lost all that weight and it didn't fit anymore, I took it as a sign to divorce the bastard and marry Jesus Christ.
Friend: Why don't you just wear it on your toe instead? http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563429/that-doesnt-have-the-same-effect.html Overheard by: good lord.
Rednecks in pickup truck, driving past bus stop: Hey, pretty girl! Want a ride?
(pretty girl waiting for bus shakes her head, truck moves on)
Pretty girl, to male companion: So, is everyone here just really friendly, or what?
Male companion: No, they're creepy. Don't talk to them. Highlandtown, Baltimore Overheard by: tourist
Girl to friend: You know, you should just stop face-fucking everyone all the time. Then you'd be fine.